Welcome to InfiniteCoolness.com's Hofmann Room. Don't mind the mess, there's lab equipment and boxes everywhere. These Virtual Hofmann Lenses will let you in on the big secret of They Live. If you haven't seen the movie yet, I'd strongly advise doing that first. In John Carpenter's They Live, the world is not what it seems. Once you get your hands on a pair of Hofmann Lenses™, you get to really see what's what. All the advertising and product labels are really giving you commands, and money is made into everyone's subliminal religion. You can suddenly see strange alien objects patroling the skies, keeping watch over everyone like mall security on a global scale. But that's not the worst of it, they're not just controlling us, they are here and living among us! The disgusting alien creatures look like your average person, until the lenses reveal the truth. They've got bug eyes and an eerie grin and it looks like they're inside out or something. And it's no coincidence that they're the ones who are more privileged than the rest of us.
Forget JFK's magic bullet and Jimmy Hoffa's famously missing corpse, because the whole world as you know it is one big conspiracy theory! I have no proof, but my theory is that the lenses are named after Albert Hofmann [inventor of LSD, pictured above]. Just roll your mouse over the scenes below to see the truth!